Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)
Rodney Dangerfield delivered so many jokes that night, Carson had to break for commercials. Originally aired September 2, 1974 on the Tonight Show.02:01 “When I was a kid, my old man didn't help me either. I asked my old man if I can go ice skating on the lake, he told me to wait 'till it gets warmer.”07:27 “My wife's a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”09:07 “Doctors say when a man makes love to a woman, he burns up energy, he loses 150 calories. I made love to a girl once and lost even more. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.”Subscribe to channel:
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Cody said “I bettcha I can swim a mile” but a edeter said 5 miles to go. I don’t understand
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08:35 ufo on the left at the house
Same I have voices in my head and they r my bffs but I’m afraid I will forget them when I get a fam or a bf
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COD!!!! DO NOT SAY THE PARAPHRASE AGAIN! *shivers in disgrace" because of trollers!
3:49 reminds me of the scene in The Incredibles
Me: "Wheres my money?"
“We’re so high!” -Cody
Is That Billy from stranger things ?
Im Bipolar too , but slowly I get to controle it .
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i'm the human controller
the girl with the speaking disorder pissed me off
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I wish I could’ve gone hunting when I was a kid but my dad was to busy around the age I was able to
If you're gonna crash into a building at least aim for the executive offices in the Goldman Sachs building and make it worthwhile.
Floyd all the way
I don't like this video because it has the words on the screen
I still don't get the first one
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How does this have 70 million views, but dude perfect has 42 million subs? Like if you had the same question.
I would’ve said fuck you and close the door on Jenna XD