Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

Rodney Dangerfield delivered so many jokes that night, Carson had to break for commercials. Originally aired September 2, 1974 on the Tonight Show.02:01 “When I was a kid, my old man didn't help me either. I asked my old man if I can go ice skating on the lake, he told me to wait 'till it gets warmer.”07:27 “My wife's a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”09:07 “Doctors say when a man makes love to a woman, he burns up energy, he loses 150 calories. I made love to a girl once and lost even more. I lost 150 calories, my watch and my wallet.”Subscribe to channel:

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Richard Milloy

Cody said “I bettcha I can swim a mile” but a edeter said 5 miles to go. I don’t understand


I am the 222,000 viewer!!!

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Best. Team. Ever


Well..i told my mom about my depression but..she didn’t believe it..

Irma Lorena Villalobos Valenzuela

Soccer ⚽️

Nazarene Usana

Wow amazing

Sporty Gamer

Love Dude Perfect

Gerald Smith

Well, arent you retarded.


08:35 ufo on the left at the house


Ok idc

phoenix bighetty

thank you




Same I have voices in my head and they r my bffs but I’m afraid I will forget them when I get a fam or a bf



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Simon Dorosh

We need bloopers 2

Rockstar Mahin

Thanks for showing me the new website

PTG Clan


Jar Jar Binks is a Sith.

Lucas Diebold


Ariport riddle man: I hate girls

Sherry Lentz

I got the mortal Kombat jump scare


One thing that should be on hear is my honor was loyalty

I got meh phone when i was 10

wyatt nelson

COD!!!! DO NOT SAY THE PARAPHRASE AGAIN! *shivers in disgrace" because of trollers!

Alexis M.

3:49 reminds me of the scene in The Incredibles

Me: "Wheres my money?"


“We’re so high!” -Cody

Cochon Rigide

Is That Billy from stranger things ?

Redy's Tedy

Im Bipolar too , but slowly I get to controle it .

Ryan sedey

The crane sling shot

mio ne

Thanks to this video, now i can understand the meaning of "animal" better

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i agree

Sydney Goldstein

The most amazing thing about their entire channel is that they own all of this

Kate Whitmore

i'm the human controller

Juliano Aleksic

23 bounces

Erica Adams

Texas Roadhouse!!!

the girl with the speaking disorder pissed me off


Keep your private shit private this is YouTube not Facebook

Amy Glick

I wish I could’ve gone hunting when I was a kid but my dad was to busy around the age I was able to

Alex B

If you're gonna crash into a building at least aim for the executive offices in the Goldman Sachs building and make it worthwhile.

Nathan supersonic

Floyd all the way


I don't like this video because it has the words on the screen

Brenden Fowler

I still don't get the first one

little Donut

Omg my crush called me fat and today he made me cry

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March 24 is my bday


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LJ Dupuis

How does this have 70 million views, but dude perfect has 42 million subs? Like if you had the same question.


I would’ve said fuck you and close the door on Jenna XD


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